Tara Reid-tarded

Tara Reid, who has no talent besides drinking, is back on tv as the new host of E!'s Wild On series. The globe trotting show was formerly hosted by Brooke Burke, a true hottie who could have simply sat and read a book on the show and still gathered good ratings. In honor of Tara's new show, USA Today featured an article about the "actress" (i don't know what else to call her) and her role on Wild on Tara.

"This is nothing like the old Wild On with a bunch of frat kids going crazy," the bubbly Reid says. "It's about finding the culture and monuments. It's like you're following me on this incredible journey, and you're going to feel like you're one of my friends.

Nothing says culture and monuments like bunch of frat guys doing keg stands.

"You're going to see the people and the country and events and things we do. I feel like Willy Wonka, and I'm taking you into the chocolate factory. It's a classy show."

Classy? Seriously?

"When people see this show, they'll say: 'We've been picking on this girl for 10 years for no reason. She makes everyone around her have a good time.' And viewers will have a good time, too."

I think people are still going to be picking on you for years to come Tara.