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Mad props to KittyFullerton for giving me today's title.

I thought I would use today's blog entry to put in a few of my favorite Mitch hedberg quotes. He was a very funny comedian who died a few months ago. Here are some of my favoritites:

I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

One time a guy handed me a picture of himself and he said. "Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is when you were younger. Here's a picture of me when I'm older. How'd you pull that off? Let me see that camera.

An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never seen an Escalator temporarily out of order sign, just Escaloaor temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

My friend said to me, "You know what I like? Mashed potatoes." I was like, "Dude, you have to give me time to guess. If you're going to quiz me you have to insert a pause."

The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.

"I was walking down the street with my friend and he said "I hear music" As though there's another way you can take it in. Your not special. That's how I recieve it too. I tried to taste it, but it did not work."

That's all for now

DiscoKev