Thursday, August 11, 2005

Tara Reid-tarded

Tara Reid, who has no talent besides drinking, is back on tv as the new host of E!'s Wild On series. The globe trotting show was formerly hosted by Brooke Burke, a true hottie who could have simply sat and read a book on the show and still gathered good ratings. In honor of Tara's new show, USA Today featured an article about the "actress" (i don't know what else to call her) and her role on Wild on Tara.

"This is nothing like the old Wild On with a bunch of frat kids going crazy," the bubbly Reid says. "It's about finding the culture and monuments. It's like you're following me on this incredible journey, and you're going to feel like you're one of my friends.

Nothing says culture and monuments like bunch of frat guys doing keg stands.

"You're going to see the people and the country and events and things we do. I feel like Willy Wonka, and I'm taking you into the chocolate factory. It's a classy show."

Classy? Seriously?

"When people see this show, they'll say: 'We've been picking on this girl for 10 years for no reason. She makes everyone around her have a good time.' And viewers will have a good time, too."

I think people are still going to be picking on you for years to come Tara.

Monday, August 01, 2005

Billy Blog Thornton Reborn

A note to the five people who read my blog:

Dear Friends,

I'm ready to post again. July was a very busy month and Billy Blog Thornton was put on the backburner. Here are some of the things that happened to me in the 31 days that made up the past month:
-Yarmouth Clam Fest Beirut Classic. Chris and I are upset by two college girls in the first round. Chris passes out at 7:30pm
-Yankees take over first place for a day
-I buy Harry Potter, read it in two days, and come out of it all with my favorite book in the series
-My Aunt Laura dies
-I went to see three great movies: War of the Worlds, Wedding Crashers, and Charlie and the Chocolate factory
-My ipod Mini breaks, and is fixed
-I finally watch Million Dollar Baby
I'm going to try and post every day. I may add more lists in because I really like lists. Here's to the month of August
That's all for now
Disco Kev